It's My Party

Re:

What. the. h. When it comes to business that does not concern me, I usually like to stay out of it. After what I saw last night however, I can no longer do that in this particular situation. This image flashed across my tv screen and caused much confusion on my part.

Not only have these people taken two full size porcelain or ceramic bathtubs onto the beach, but they’ve also built both a platform *and* a ramp for them. And I’m not an idiot – you would obviously need the ramp to get up there to use them. Hello. But then to take it another step further, a few guys with muscles and moving equipment had to get involved for the hoisting. Elaborate. And evolved. I’m pretty sure I saw these exact two bathtubs sitting out overlooking sunset water on a wraparound porch not long ago. You know what else though, these could just be two chairs that were made to look like official bathtubs, which is a whole different story. And we’ll table that for a later date because I will want to discuss the people who order bathtub-looking chairs.

I fully understand the need to get the best possible view of the water. That’s job one here. Clealy. And look at the horizon shot here – it’s lovely. What I’m having trouble getting my mind around is the fact that someone actually came up with this concept. Someone thought it in their head and then told it to someone else and then finally someone said, “Cialis should totally see this, you guys.” And we end up where we are today because Cialis was obviously like, “YES. Let’s do this.”

In addition to my confusion, I may also be a bit envious that I’m not able to create such unusual scenarios either with or without the presence of two or three doubles coursing through my veins. So, I will pledge to try harder. I’m pretty sure I can get a 90 proof Maker’s night up in here at some point.

I like to ponder miscellaneous questions and then come up with corresponding answers because I like to be prepared. One day someone will ask me if I were ever to get a tat, where would it go and what would it be. So along these lines, I’ve been meaning to get some pretty specific details in order and on paper for ages. If I were ever asked to host the world’s most ultimate happy hour, ever, who would I need in attendance. Well Mary, I think I’m ready to start getting my eVite together. Here’s who I would need at the world’s greatest happy hour, ever:

(again, in no order of importance)

1.  Hillary Clinton – *a* Clinton will suffice, including Chelsea. I know they’re all busy.
2.  Bret Michaels
3.  Tina Fey
4.  Janiston
5.  Maureen Dowd
6.  Jason Bateman or Will Arnett
7.  Ellen
8.  Margaret Russell
9.  Al Franken
10. Jon Stewart
11. Joey McIntyre
12. Clooney
13. Neil Patrick Harris and Kal Penn – clearly.
14. Jim Gaffigan
15. Hall & Oates – obviously they count as one.
16. Alec Baldwin
17. Oprah
18. Ann Curry
19. Anderson Cooper
20. Bobby Brown (and perhaps Whitney)

As for the tat, we will discuss that later.

Hey so, there’s a host of entertaining shows one can watch these days. I have chosen from the lot (very carefully) and would like to share my recommendations. Well, they’re not so much recommendations as they are findings. They’re just what I watch/tivo every week. I think it’s newsworthy. And you’re here reading and not working or whatever so, let’s do this. Keep in mind that not all shows are in season and that the networks are always changing to a newer, more exciting night, or canceling something…

In no order of importance:

Sunday:
1. True Blood
2. Entourage
3. Gene Simmons Family Jewels
4. Three Sheets

Monday:
1. The Big Bang Theory
2. How I Met Your Mother
3. Two and a Half Men
4. Worst Week
5. The Middleman
6. Samantha Who?
7. Ellen
8. The Daily Show

Tuesday:
1. Greek
2. Ellen
3. The Daily Show

Wednesday:
1. Private Practice
2. The New Adventures of Old Christine
3. Top Design
4. Reno 911!
5. Flipping Out with Jeff Lewis
6. Ellen
7. The Daily Show

Thursday:
1. The Office
2. Grey’s Anatomy
3. My Boys
4. 30 Rock
5. Ugly Betty
6. SNL Update – Election Style
7. Ellen
8. The Daily Show

Friday:
1. Swingtown
2. Real Time With Bill Maher
3. Outsider’s Inn
4. Ellen

Saturday:
1. SNL – but only during election season

Now go out there and make me proud! (Watching shows or whatever it is you were gonna do.)